Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
When are your genitals available?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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