can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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