do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
