we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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