The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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