Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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