I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
