I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
where are my eyebrows?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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