Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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