i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
there is glitter all over my balls
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