office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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