I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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