? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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