she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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