maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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