the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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