i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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