we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if only i could text you this smell
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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