I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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