Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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