After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
