she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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