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ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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