and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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