Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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