I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
