I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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