I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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