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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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