it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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