Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I wish i was in the wii world.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You've changed since you got that strap on
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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