i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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