kristin has been a bad kristin
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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