Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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