don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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