no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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