I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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