a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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