idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
