I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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