Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
