piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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