Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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