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I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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