he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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