4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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