It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
