my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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