Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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