last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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