No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I deserve this hangover.
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