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So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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