why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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