please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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