Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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